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JiJi. Mixed. 20. College. Cosplay. Film. Anything comic-related. Musical Theater. ;) xox

"I like girls who are self-deprecating. I like girls who make fun of themselves.If you can’t poke fun at yourself, what are you? I just want someone with a good soul.That’s about it. The rest I’m really flexible on."

blitzywing:

karadin:

Marvel Heroes with Fans (add more if you find em)

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What makes life valuable is that it doesn’t last forever, what makes it precious is that it ends. I know that now more than ever. And I say it today of all days to remind us that time is luck. So don’t waste it living someone else’s life, make yours count for something. Fight for what matters to you, no matter what. Because even if you fall short, what better way is there to live?

Beyoncé’s Instagram - Beyhive Jewelery

Yaaaassssssssssssssss!! 😁👌

First official clip from ‘The Maze Runner’  [x]

Koowel!

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shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

scumfolk:

The liquor one killed me

unclefather:


this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever


Ha looks like Rocket!

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Ha looks like Rocket!

official-gamora:

ohdeargodwhy:

so I went to see Guardians of the Galaxy today

Um excuse me you stole my poster sir

official-gamora:

ohdeargodwhy:

so I went to see Guardians of the Galaxy today

Um excuse me you stole my poster sir

yo-ho-sebastian-stan:

wow captain america 3 looks so good!! 


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 😝

yo-ho-sebastian-stan:

wow captain america 3 looks so good!! 

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 😝

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

Wow!!